Selling at $500, 15-inch LCDs could easily move into volume sales, as more mainstream and corporate customers consider buying them, she says. Even so, don't expect the prices to stay low forever. The current drop is brought on by a combination of factors that could change -- and while the prices aren't likely to go much lower, they'll probably begin creeping upward again by this fall.

DSL Problems
Problems in the DSL industry have arisen, it seems that independent DSL providers are having problems competing with the phone companies. The phone companies can offer the service at a lower cost to the customer than the independent companies can. The independent companies after paying for their overhead and paying the phone company for use of their lines they just can't offer it at a lower price.

The independents accuse the regional Bells of anticompetitive behavior, of locking them out of the neighborhood switching offices that link phone lines, the telephone network and the Internet — of violating the spirit of the 1996 Telecommunications Act, which promised more choice and better service.

With all of the broad band stuff we have out there today you would think that this industry would just be growing exponential which it has but now has apparently slowed down. Cable is the best looking alternative at this time. This is the option that the Camel is personally looking at going with.

Camel

Posted[4/23/2001]

Game Cube Delays
Nintendo has delayed the release of its newest system the game cube. This system is supposed to compete with Sony's PS2. Hopefully it will be able to give the PS2 a good run, this competition should spur on the game console market giving the consumers better products. The only draw back to these systems is the cost, I just can't see dropping 300 bucks on a system. Hopefully Nintendo will be able to give us quality products at a reasonable cost like they have been known to do.

Camel

Posted[4/18/2001]

The Complete List Of Chain Gossips
Here is the complete list of chain gossips, there is a lot of them but read them anyway you could even maybe learn something...chain is a noted philosopher. I even bolded and underlined my favorites

Remember, always pilage before you burn!!

"All laws are racist, the Law of Gravity is racist."-Marion Barry

'How much vaseline should i use the first time ?'

'Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.'

'Kill whitey!'

'The problem with patting yourself on the back is that your hands aren't free to break your fall.'

'Check me out! I drank 4 bottles of wine! *urp* I guess that's a net of 2 now....'

'Anna Nicole Smith is one sick bitch.'

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'

'Hey look, I have a pubic hair.'

'My penis got caught in a milking machine, best experience of my life.'

'A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago'

'Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.'

'In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal to give beer to a moose.'

'Why are you mudding, and not out getting laid?'

'I've got the kleenex, I've got the vaseline. Party!'

'When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?'

'I used to miss my girlfriend, but my aim improved.'

'Half the people you know are below average.'

'Don't hit a man with glasses.....Use your fist'

'In the pinball game of life, some people's flippers are a little further apart than others.'

'I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.'

'If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?'

'Oh Dando, I love it when you lick my ear like that. Do it again!'

'One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.'

'Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?'

'Can you be a closet claustrophobic?'

'You'd be surprised how hard it is to put tab A into slot B.'

'Clinton announced today that the new national bird is the spread eagle.'

'Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turn to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.'

'If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?'

'If you lose your right nut, would your left nut still be your left nut? Joker?'

'Ladies, learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.'

'If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?'

'Hi guys. *slurp slurp* This is my *slurp slurp slurp* 'friend.''

'Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.'

'The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.'

'I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.'

'For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.'

'Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.'

'Would another name for pickled bread be Dill-dough?'

'The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.'

'The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.'

'CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.'

'I refuse to star in your psychodrama.'

'Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel across the street.'

'Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?'

'How do we get the Beatles back together? Three more bullets'

'If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?'

'GHB - The Quicker Pick Her Upper'

'Quick! Everyone buy stock in Netscape, I have a g00d feeling!'

'Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.'

'Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.'

'When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.' >

'Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?'

'Captain America could SO beat Captain Canada's ass.'

'Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.'

'To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.'

'Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.'

'There are three kinds of people in this world; those who can count and those who can't.'

'Don't squat with spurs on.'

'Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?'

'Do soy beans and dildos both count as substitute meat?'

'Why do we sing 'Take Me Out To the Ballgame' when we are already there?'

'Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?'

'Is it in yet ? I can't feel a thing.'

'A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.'

'Please return stewardess to original upright position.'

'Oral sex may make your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak.'

'Democracy: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on dinner'

'Clones are people, two'

'Canadian DOS: Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]'

'Hey wait, this is a FINGER rubber!'

'My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.'

'How does a moron think up a punchline?'

'That was Zen, this is Tao.'

'I didn't inhale either.'

'Would a fly without wings be called a walk?'

'When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?'

'Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.'

'Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.'

'9 out of 10 men, who tried Camels, prefer women'

'If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.'

'If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?'

'Just keep the asses away from me! What's this all aboot?!'

'Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.'

'You think that horse is impressive? Let me show you something....'

'Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.'

'For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.'

'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.'

'I once had a dyslexic girl friend in Idaho until she wrote me a John Deere letter.'

'Women like silent men, they think they're listening.'

'Mmmm smells great. What'd you have for dinner?'

'It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.'

'Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither.'

'I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.'

'If you wake up in the morning, and the cat is licking your penis, and you don't knock it off, is that wrong?'

'Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon'

'Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.'

'How about never? Is never good for you?'

'Anyone else here know how to breakdance?'

'The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.'

'A hangover is the wrath of grapes.'

'Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?'

'A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.'

'When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?'

'What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?'

'We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.'

'If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?'

'What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?'

'I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol'

'The Crawford/Gere split is final! Now's my chance!'

'Seige is down! Everyone tag base!'

'I'm hooked on phonics !'

'Hard work may pay off later, but laziness pays off now!'

'I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.'

'College is just one big party, with a 25,000 dollar cover charge.'

'Luke, I am your father.'

'Never accept a drink from a urologist.'

'Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.'

'Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch?'

'Why does my butt itch ?'

'I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.'

'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.'

'If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?'

'Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!'

'Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?'

'This is my ass. This is my ass on weeeeeeed dude! Any questions?'

'Don't mess with me or I'll sick some copyright lawyers on you!'

'Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs'

'Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?'

'Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -Oscar Wilde'

'ENDLESS LOVE: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis'

'I'm so big and sexy! GET IN MAH BELLY!!!'

'Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'

'I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.'

'Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.'

'In Florida it is illegal to jog with your eyes closed.'

'COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage'

'The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.'

'I think this buffalo wing deal is a hoax, they taste like chicken.'

'How many of you believe in telekinesis? Please raise my hand'

'Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.'

'Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.'

'I am on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days.'

'Just one letter makes all the difference between here and there'

'Why is it called tourist season if we aren't allowed to shoot them?'

'You must think I'm pretty stupid for smoking all that oregano.'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.'

'What state is Maryland in?'

'It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.'

'Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.'

'Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% said 'Not again.''

'If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?'

'When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.'

'Don't worry. It's only seems kinky the first time.'

'You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.'

'Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines'

'If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?'

'If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.'

'Can i lick your stamps ?'

'Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?'

'Drink until she's cute, but stop before the wedding'

'The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.'

'If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.'

'I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.'

'How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?'

'Can i clap the erasers on the bulletin board?'

'Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.'

'2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.'

'Good God, such soft hands you have..touch me more.'

'There are days when no matter which way you spit, it's upwind.'

'If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cat.'

'Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.'

'Do soy beans and dildos both count as substitute meat?'

'Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.'

'After eating, do turtles have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?'

'You think that horse is impressive? Let me show you something....'

'I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.'

'Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?'

'How much vaseline should i use the first time ?'

'Oral sex may make your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak.'

'She has beautiful eyes... too bad she has three of them.'

'Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?'

'How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.'

'I can't wait to get that Van-Damme Butt-Clenching video!'

'I particularly love Rush Limbaugh's pulpy eggy core.'

'Reality is a crutch for those who can't cope with fantasy.'

'When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.'

'Never miss a good chance to shut up.'

'Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.'

'I don't think the hydrostatic law is REALLY true.'

'Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!'

'Schizophrenia beats being alone.'

'Take me to the river...Throw me in the water!'

'I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.'

'Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.'

'Life: a sexually transmitted condition with 100% fatality.'

'The flour was too messy!'

'Joan of Arc heard voices too.'

Mohamar_Khadafi@hotmail.com

Posted[4/13/2001]